The useless National Lottery Button!

Why have all the who ha about pressing the big red shiney button on the special podium when we all know the bald guy with the white gloves blatteny presses a button to the side of the machine (Guinevere, Lancelot, sir bob, what ever the machine happens to be called) immediately after the celebrity or Jodie Pringer presses down on the red knob.

Can these celebrities not be trusted to sucessfully press a real button? Why hasn't one of the celebs gone "what the duce, this button does nothing?" out loud on the show? Why do we have to have the big song and dance about a lottery which is dying on it's arse - I remember when jackpots went up £10 million a week, nowadays your lucky to win a million, unless it's the farcical euro millions.

It's all bollock Camelot so stop it... and while your at it, get rid of the plus 5, dail play and thunder ball draws no one really gives a toss about these (they can keep dream number I likebtrying to guess the numbers when they come out)

End rant and breath.